Dear Valued Customers,
It
is with great regret that I must report that I will be leaving Franklin Family
Construction after five wonderful years. I have been honored to be able to work
beside my family for so many years, and people that I’ve grown to consider
family.
During
our last assignment, working on the construction of a tower that was to eclipse
the Eastern Seaboard, there was an accidental opening of a portal to a
dimension of fire. Most of the Franklin Family Construction Crew was sucked in,
and forced to live their most terrible fears for several weeks until their
release could be negotiated. I am happy to report that everyone was returned
unscathed, and most of them were able to have their memories of the events
removed.
Fortunately,
I was able to claw my way out very quickly. Because of my ingenuity in quickly
sacrificing our foreman Jeff, I was rewarded with a seat of power by Dr.
Armagedonus. Of course, this is after he to complete his latest plan, a Death
Beam powered by the wind. Despite being foiled in the past, he truly believes
that this will work, and in a future free of pesky meddling secret agents, superheroes,
and rogue New York City cops.
All
future complaints can be directed to your new Customer Service Representative, Ted
Connor. I have worked with Mr. Connor for several years, and I have full
confidence of his ability to give you the same level of customer support that
you have come to expect.
Thank
you all for your time and support.
Theresa
Franklin
Future
Queen of What Was Once Known As Iowa.
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