Occupation: Clown. Singer. All around entertainer. Possibly the smartest guy in the kingdom.
The Rundown: The semi-abused clown of Countess Olivia, he is the only one who is suspicious at the feminine features of Duke Orsino’s new hire. He’s been around for a while, so not much really slips past him. Beautiful singing voice, if he’s a little melancholy. While he’s officially the “fool” he’s pretty much the only one who knows what’s going on.
Why Wouldn’t He Be Elected Today: Too depressing. Wouldn’t connect with the voters at all.