Prayer for Summer Movie Season 2014

Our Whedon, who art in Hollywood,

Please watch over this Summer Movie Season 2014

As we hope for a prosperous year in movies.

Swing us a web, Amazing Spiderman 2, 

Show us all what superheroes can do

The X-Men also take the stage

With Patrick, Ian, Jackman, and Page

We hope to laugh with comedy this May

As Rogen and Effron Neighborly Fight away.

Hamm will inspire us with a Million Dollar Arm

And Godzilla will fix the previous movie’s harm

It’s not that we hate you Matthew Broderick

But seriously 1999’s Godzilla sucked. 

That didn’t rhyme. I just hated 1999’s Godzilla. This one better rock.

Angelia will try to make us all empathize with Maleficient

While in a black dress she’ll be looking quite excellent

Seth Mcfarlane in the West will a Million ways Die

While The Fault in Our stars is going to make us cry

Okay? 

There will also be Dragon Training Part 2 in June

While Hill and Tatum a partnership renew...oon?

As I think Like I man, my readers I must know it

and remind them that I’m a satrist, and not a poet

The mistakes of Bay shall be rewritten once more

As we are treated to a Shia-less Transformers Part 4

Eastwood moves on from the gruff tough guy game

As we get a musical, about Jersey the same

As July hits we shall not start to yawn

Because the Apes return, in their most daring Dawn!

Jupiter Ascends, And we Purge again

Plus the Rock is Hercules, And we Step up All in.

There’s also a movie called Sex Tape with Cameron Diaz. Still not a poet, guys.

August makes way for some Galaxy Guarding

A talking raccoon and a giant plant are starring

Besson and Scarjo team up for some Lucy

While some Ninja Turtles protect NYC

Let’s not forget as we discuss a movie return trip

And hope that none of the Expendables shatters a hip

For the sequel to Sin City, did we spend time awaiting

And it’s here! It’s here! By Joss we’ll be watching!

But let’s not forget, that despite all the good that we see

That there will be a new Leprechaun movie, made by the WWE

Also after wowing us with Jack and Jill

Sandler returns for more movie thrill

And thus with this prayer to Joss, I must conclude

And grant us a prosperous movie season, Avengers-Making Dude.

Remember we ask that the popcorn be popped with care

With the hopes that soon the movie watchers, will be there.

Amen!