Saturday, March 1, 2014

Hooray for Lalawood!!

Here we are boys, girls, and Nicolas Cages who I'm sure read this blog! Time once again for the AMC Oscar Movie Showcase! Twenty Four hours of sheer movie enjoyment along with a bathroom break here and there. Also: gravity, which isn't as much enjoyment.

Sadly, your good buddy Bad Shakespeare couldn't make the first half, so we have our esteemed panel of judges helping out.

First is the Pittsburgh Brawler: Jerome. Jerome is no stranger to movies nor staying up for 24 hours straight as he only sleeps on Sundays. This is how he stays young. That and a portrait of him that's slowly getting younger as time goes on. 

Nextly is Cookie Queen Kim. Not born a princess, she stole that title by viciously murdering the former Cookie Queen in a bloody coup in the Cookie Kingdom. She has provided the theater with enough cookies to kill a yak, which is important since yaks tend to crowd around Georgetown. 

Finally we have Marissa. A veteran of the Movie Marathon, she just can't wait for hunky Bruce Dern's supposed shirtless scene in Nebraska.

The movie order, since that's what's most important:

12 Years A Slave
The Wolf of Wall Street
American Hustle
Dallas Buyers Club
Captain Phillips

Bad Shakespeare will join around the Wolf of Wall Street. Until then, reviews will be written by Jerome, Marissa, and Her a Royal Majesty, the Cookie Queen.

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